A plot discovered- she’s going to torture/kill me and look good doing it. (Taken with instagram)
Ahem …
Liquid plummer: Clogged bathroom sink
Dye: Gone grey
Mace: Dog needs protecting on walks
Eye cream: End-o’-semester fatigue
Candy: It’s Easter, for goddsake
But, no, I totally read torture, murder and mayhem in that shopping list.

